Oh No She Didn’t!
A Guest Post by Giselle Renarde
Oh no I didn’t? Oh yes I did! I wrote Adam and Sheree’s Family Vacation: a book so vile, so filthy, so taboo that it was banned by Amazon and many other retailers.
You’d think I’d have learned my lesson. Amazon is the world’s biggest seller of ebooks, right? If they won’t carry it, isn’t that like throwing months of hard work down the drain? Wouldn’t you think a clever, business-conscious writer would pack it in and write something a little tamer?
Well, I guess I’m an idiot because... I wrote another one.
The sequel to Adam and Sheree’s Family Vacation is called Adam and Sheree’s Family Business, and it’s every bit as sordid as the first. No, it’s more sordid. Not only does the sequel feature shockingly explicit sex between a brother and sister, it includes all the dirty details of how Sheree drags her brother Adam (and all three of his college housemates!) into her fledgling porn business.
So why on earth would I write a book that’s 100% guaranteed to get banned by Amazon? Their rules are clear: they don’t allow erotic content that includes sex between blood relatives. Same goes for ebook retailers like All Romance and BookStrand. Even if I am lucky enough to work with a publisher that welcomes taboo content, am I stupid or what? I’ve now written two novellas readers’ go-to online bookshop refuses to carry.
Yeah, I’d say I’m pretty stupid.
But there’s something about censorship that gets my goat. Maybe I didn’t rebel enough as a teenager, I don’t know, but when I hear there’s something the Amazonian Amazon WILL NOT ALLOW… well, I can’t help but wonder why. Why can’t I write an erotic story about a sexual relationship between two consenting adults?
Well, there’s an easy answer: because they’re siblings. And that’s just not permissible.
Remember when Flowers in the Attic came out and everyone in your class at school read it before the parental units found out why the kids always had their faces shoved in a book? Is Amazon now the scolding parent we writers are looking out for over our shoulders while we work?
And, speaking of Flowers in the Attic, why is Amazon totally cool about carrying a popular incest book by a bestselling author, but they won’t carry books by low-grossing writers like me (and maybe you, if you’re an author too)? Who gets to dictate what constitutes literary merit? Why does explicit fiction get so brutally castigated? Can’t a book be smutty and thought-provoking?
These are the questions I ask myself while cutting coupons and praying my rent cheque doesn’t bounce.
Sibling incest is an uncomfortable topic, but that’s why so many readers find it titillating. The more Big Daddy Amazon says YOU CAN’T READ THAT, the more we want to. Same goes for writers. Tell us we can’t explore a topic, and going to write the holy hell out of it.
New Release! Adam and Sheree’s Family Business
By Giselle Renarde
Sequel to Adam and Sheree’s Family Vacation
Taboo Erotica at its Smuttiest
*Banned by Amazon*
After a summer of forbidden love, Sheree crashes at the townhouse her brother Adam shares with a motley crew of college students. With no spare rooms, she takes the couch, promising it’s only until she finds a job and a place of her own.
But Sheree doesn’t seem all that interested in working. She lounges around all day, tempting and taunting her brother while she annoys the hell out of Adam’s rent-paying roommates. Adam tries his damnedest to keep his hands off his sister, but he just can’t help himself. He’ll succumb to temptation, but not in the house. Adam won’t risk his friends finding out about their taboo relationship.
When Sheree starts a sordid family porn business behind his back, Adam can’t believe how she’s taken advantage of him. Will he kick his sister to the curb or choose to be used in every way possible?
WARNING: This book is packed with entrepreneurial exhibitionism, extreme menage, lesbian licking, fetish filming, multiple partners, bondage, rough sex, and plenty of taboo encounters between consenting adults.
Word Count: 37,000
Read an ADULT Excerpt:
Straddling his thighs, she draped her arms over his shoulders. Her tits were just a whisper away, and he wanted to feel them pierce his chest. He wanted her nipples to cut him like knives.
Adam’s thighs trembled, and Sheree growled, “Don’t you dare!”
“I’m sorry.” Adam closed his eyes and breathed deeply. He could feel her everywhere, like a bolt of silk caressing his skin. It was just too much. He swallowed hard as his cock lurched, finding Sheree’s slit and stroking it. “God, you’re wet.”
She cuddled closer, pressing her big breasts against his sweating skin. Man, was it hard to breathe in here. The air wasn’t circulating. He felt dizzy and hot. And then Sheree whispered in his ear, “Isn’t it nice to fuck a girl who doesn’t need any foreplay?”
“Yeah.” He panted like a dog.
“I’m always ready.” She trapped his cock between his belly and her cunt, rubbing her engorged clit up and down his shaft. Her pussy was wet as water and hot as hell. “Any time, day or night, I’m always ready for a fuck.”
His cock throbbed like it had its own heartbeat. “What about now? Are you ready now?”
“Mmm-hmm.” She giggled, deep in her throat. “Are you?”
His thighs tensed. “Can’t you feel how ready I am?”
“But that’s just your body.” Reaching down, she grabbed hold of his shaft, arching slightly. She found her cunt with his cock. She did all the work, devouring his tip, holding it right there, at the mouth of her pussy. “You’d better last more than six seconds. I want to get off.”
Adam and Sheree’s Family Vacation, as well as its brand new sequel Adam and Sheree’s Family Business, may not be available from Amazon, but you CAN purchase them at eXcessica’s EDEN website and Barnes & Noble.
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Giselle Renarde is a queer Canadian, avid volunteer, and contributor to more than 100 short story anthologies, including Best Women's Erotica, Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Bondage Erotica, and Best Lesbian Romance. Ms Renarde has written dozens of juicy books, including Anonymous, Ondine, and Nanny State. Her book The Red Satin Collection won Best Transgender Romance in the 2012 Rainbow Awards. Giselle lives across from a park with two bilingual cats who sleep on her head.